Sh*t Cal State Long Beach students say

With the first episode of “Sh*t Girls Say” going viral and mutating into every group from Batman’s phrases to things no one says, here is the local edition for Cal State Long Beach students.

No. 10: One of these days, I’m going to start going to the rec center.

No. 9: Parking was a b*tch!

No. 8: How long have you been waiting for the shuttle [bus]? Is it worth me waiting, too?

No. 7: How is that my fault? I’m going to fight that [parking] ticket!

No. 6: I need some Starbucks before I go to my 9 a.m. class.

No. 5: Oh my gosh, an open computer in the library? Jesus must love me today!

No. 4: I’m not staying for my last class. Can I just borrow your notes?

No. 3: Excuse me, would you like to study the Bible?

No. 2: I need to go update my BeachBoard profile picture.

No. 1: I transferred from Long Beach City College.


Do any of these ring a bell? What other sayings come to mind after reading the following?

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    “Why is the line at Sbarros so long?…ugh.”
    “A sale? Where!?”

    Stuff new students say:
    “Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find parking.”
    “Sorry I’m late, the lot is so far away.”
    “What? I can get a ticket for old registration. I didn’t think those were real cops!”
    “Why is that cop on a segway?”
    “We have an Indian burial ground? Where? What?”

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