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Frisbee and football ban misinformation on the loose

 

News of the Frisbee and football ban at Los Angeles beaches went viral, thanks to many misinformed and outraged onlookers, who included KCBS and KCAL stations.

In fact, frolicking around the sands with either a Frisbee or football is allowed from Memorial Day to Labor Day.

However, lifeguards can stop a game if it threatens safety in crowded sections. These peace officers can give a ticket to those main offenders.

A first infraction for playing in a nondesignated area can be up to $100. A third and final warning can cost a beachgoer $500 in a 12-month period.

Three strikes, and you’re out of the margin!

If you’ve watched a game of ultimate Frisbee or seen White Chicks, then you know how much damage a flying disk or flying pigskin can do. However, if Frisbees and footballs were completely banned at the beach, then here’s a hypothetical list of other ban-worthy actions:

The opening and consumption of sealed food packaged before purchase

Film industries remastering movies into 3D

Playing Bingo at the house of God

Banks not allowing withdrawals of less than $20

Getting tatted a symbol, of which you know nothing about

Awards show presenter banter from non-comedians

Revealing more than 80 percent of your skin in public where children are present

Parallel parking a store cart

Releasing gas when people are present in your path of release

Sticking chewed gum underneath a restaurant table

Wearing a t-shirt in the Pacific Ocean (the Atlantic Ocean is too frigid)

Dating your friend’s sister

Juggling pins near a school

 

Happy one-year death anniversary, frisbee inventor Walter Fredrick Morrison!

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