‎Ode to the College Dorm

Dormitory: 
An anagram for “Dirty Room.”
It all starts from a
Kid who wants a little boom, boom
In the bathroom.
Rise and shine.
It’s morning time,
And I’d like to 
Take a shower,
But at the start 
Of this hour,
He has all the power.
Nuts clapping,
Rhythmic slapping.
He’s in the community shower,
And he’s fap-fap-fapping.
It’s really disgusting,
For I know he’s encrusting
My pristine stall
With thick paste,
Wasting my time,
And causing rhymes
To flow,
And he knows
That we all know
That he’s painting our
Clean showers with
His liquid snow,
But he doesn’t care
What he has to share.
He’ll just leave behind
His pubic hair!
When all is said and done,
When the time
(And he) comes,
He’ll strut back in,
Boner hanging.
It’s simply enraging
Because it’s not the norm,
But I guess that’s 
What you get in
A college dorm.